Funny Medical Jokes
Funny Notations in Actual Doctor's Medical Charts
·Discharge status: alive but without
permission.
The patient has been depressed ever
since she began seeing me in 1983.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The patient has no past history of
suicides.
Patient has left his white blood cells
at another hospital.
Between you and me, we ought to be able
to get this lady pregnant.
Since she can’t get pregnant with her
husband, I thought you would like to work her up.
She is numb from her toes down.
Occasional, constant, infrequent
headaches.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is
circus sized.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size
thyroid.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to
light and accommodation
Endoscope racks
Endoscope hangers
Endoscope cabinets
Funny Signs
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