Funny Medical Jokes
A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge
nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In
walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and wearing large polished stoned jewlery.
"I am 'Gina the Great',"
stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my
aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand
and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of
drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the
nurses could think otherwise.
The nurses quickly aurgued among
themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the
nursing assistant wished first.
"I wish I were on a tropical
island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my
every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing
assistant was gone.
The floor nurse went next."I wish
I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski
resort with well groomed men feeding me coccoa and doughnuts." With a puff
of smoke, she too was gone.
"Now, what is the last
wish?" asked the lady.
The charge nurse said," I want
those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
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