Funny Doctor jokes
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!
Doctors are whippersnappers in ironed white coats,
who spy up your rectum and look down your throats,
and press you and poke you with sterilized tools,
and stab at solutions that pacify fools.
I used to revere them and do what they said
till I learned what they learned on was already dead.
Gilda Radner 1986
Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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