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Top 10 Reasons To Become a Nurse
1. Pays
better than McDonald´s (though the hours aren´t as
good.)
9. Fashionable shoes and sexy nurses uniforms.
8. Needles: ´tis better to give than to receive.
7. Confidence in reassuring patients that all bleeding stops ...
eventually.
6. Opportunity to expose
yourself to rare, exotic,
and exciting new diseases.
5. Interesting aromas.
4. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in
perfectly
clear handwriting.
2. Celebration of holidays with all your friends ... at work.
1. Comfort in the knowledge that most of your patients survive no
matter what
you do to them!
Nursing School Survival Rules
- When in doubt,
wash your hands.
- The correct
answer is either "handwashing" or "patent airway."
- If it moves,
ambulate it. If it doesn't move, turn and reposition it Q2H.
- Remember the
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not cross thy sterile field.
- The instructor
is ALWAYS right.
- See Rule #5.
Patient:
"Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the mouth."
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