Flu Symtoms, Cold Symtoms and Sinus Infection: Differences between symtoms of flu, cold, and sinus infection.

While it is common to say "I have a touch of the flu", colds, and flues and sinus infections are three distinctly different sicknessees, with discernably different symtoms. Of course, it is always a good idea to check with a health care professional to be sure, and to receive help in choosing the best treatments and medications.

Flu Symptoms

Sinus Infection Symptoms

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!

Doctor: Stay out of them places!

Doctors are whippersnappers in ironed white coats,

who spy up your rectum and look down your throats,

and press you and poke you with sterilized tools,

and stab at solutions that pacify fools.

I used to revere them and do what they said

till I learned what they learned on was already dead.

 Gilda Radner 1986

Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?

It was cordless!

Late one night the doctor's wife was home alone, after her husband had been called to the hospital for an emergency. The doorbell rings, and she answers.

"Is the doctor at home?" asks the man at the door, in a very hoarse and quiet voice due to his aching throat.

"No, c'mon in!" whispers the doctor's wife in return.

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.