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Funny Jokes: Education
Differences Between High School and College:
No food is
allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided at an
event before students will come.
In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at the
teacher's guide.
In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in college, by
the drunk frat boys on their way home when the bars close.
In high school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled
back. In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write
it down.
In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In college,
you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it
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